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The laser of the cabbage Somebody will be seen that are managed to eat indeed the "eat-eat" but was already ready a new slogan programmed for the technological times, short and multimedia.. "paraeateat-tecnoeat" suitable even for a new apparatus having a laser that fires cabbages on the monuments, obtained directly from scrapped appliances that do the fines to the semaphores said also "Tyrannosaur Rex" (as some reptiles cries after eating) with micro cameras hides behind the reds eyes ready seize each passage of some distracted motorist thanks to rigged software. Deals galore protests was sent to the authorities so obtain compensation for illegal fines but for a mechanism of slow justice will be difficult obtain even one small share of the fines since everything was invested in the new laser and in the control software. e-mail: info@salutary.eu Tel: +39 338 1809310 Date: Feb 02, 2009 
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But what universal rights of the cabbage ? On the anniversary for the 60 years of the declaration of the universal human rights, considering the actual situation of countries where this is still the slavery, the torture and the death penalty, trafficking in organs and 963 million people that suffer from hunger, one wonders, but what rights of the cabbage? By shifting the attention to the individual garden viewing the subtraction of the Ideas, logos, slogans, text, the "columns" and even the religious music, one wonders, but where are these rights? .. better for not to cry take it with philosophy (Platonic or Aristotelian) with substantial differences in the salutary training since as example that the cabbage has 20 kcal for the Aristotelian and only twenty calories for the Platonic, for which are sufficient to keep fit only two sets of fifty bends on the chest unlike 100 for the Aristotelian in two sessions; eh, once there was the Magna Greece now only the eat - eat. e-mail: info@salutary.eu Tel: +39 338 1809310 Date: Dec 10, 2008 n: 848 The virus of the cabbage A new type of virus was detected in the network and finally for a while of time the mail boxes should remain free from mountains of junk mail, the operation was possible thanks to an advanced software that scours the Web looking at all different bugs and classifies them carefully to the level of risk. One of the most toxic virus seems to call a technical term almost incomprehensible "eeeateat", specialists are still trying to understand what eeeat can hide behind this symbol, but it seems that if this strange bug affects a computer can create serious damage resulting irrepressible tears crisis.. This article has also been affected by this virus of the cabbage despite the spam filters, bypassing all the guards and attack eeeat the system in order to steal any information of value and sensible data. e-mail: info@salutary.eu Tel: +39 338 1809310 Date: Nov 19, 2008 n: 830 The galaxy of the cabbage Seems has been sighted using a standard fund of bottle lens a new star that for its brightness and splendour was described as "Eat", which will be in the galaxy of the cabbage and more precisely on the face of the tears, but in reality since light employs thousands of years before arriving on earth, instead of the star (which began to collapse million years ago) now there would be a black hole that attract implacably all celestial bodies and small stars immediately close. Thanks to an international competition has been possible to give the name really unusual of "Eat" to this new star formation that produces original optical phenomena of aberration, with duplication of vision due to twist the rays of light, so that to the end has been called as "Eat - Eat "also to cause of the great attractive power carrying directly into a new dimension of space and time still little known. e-mail: info@salutary.eu Tel: +39 338 1809310 Date: Sep 10, 2008 n: 772 A colossal of the cabbage To make an epochal film of three hours with cost of the ticket practically tripled as a result of the driven inflation, just to use the leaves of cabbage to zero cost properly scanned with material poured from interception caught by hidden micro cameras, said in jargon "Eat", then synchronizes the audio with computerized technical taken directly from mobile phones illegally monitored and assembled with a technology that differ significantly from the first and called "Eat".. After the doped director and refractory to every diet has done to mount the film (which requires long time and procedures) to international staff with the illusion of a fee, will be ready for the "Eat - Eat" famous planetary colossal of the cabbage saga that could laugh or cry, since the only important thing are the proceeds always very high at every programming also for the serial and the soap drawn out from the colossal cabbage. e-mail: info@salutary.eu Tel: +39 338 1809310 Date: Aug 19, 2008 n: 753 Cabbage omelette And here one new episode of the saga of the cabbage in order to describe a typical unhealthy food fried always in the same oil (for auto traction recovered) even if has been added two drops of good oil, like when a pair of notes from a music is replaced, but the result in practical remains always the same one. The omelette of cabbage very fine cut said also "Eat" comes spread in a frying pan from which the non-stick part is detached that floats on the exhausted oil and fries for some minutes with abundant smoke, then will be enough to turn the omelette one the other part not still cooked, said also "Eat"; then to attend some minutes and to proceed to turn and to turn with calibrated aerial movement.. and here ready the "Eat - Eat" (famous international plate). For garnishing can be cut a large onion to regular segments to put over the omelette so as to cover the singed parts and to season the all with abundant spontaneous natural tears (anti-oxidants, biological and purifying). e-mail: info@salutary.eu Tel: +39 338 1809310 Date: Apr 01, 2008 n: 653 The revenge of the cabbage with built-in forgiveness Return the column of the salutariness humour (read also from people that "has made a lot of monies.. and on the other side, is all an Eat-Eat") in order to signal that it has been found from ~ scientific tests absolutely validated ~ that to who takes unduly music, images, ideas.. from this multimedia work for a singular phenomenon not still identified is detached the hands like if they had been clean cut, but will enough to reattach them to the arms wrapping with of the wide leaves of cabbage and giving back the money in beneficence in order to resolve this strange "pathology". In the meantime I continue to write these mine ~ salutary tears ~ with the medal of catastrophic man to the chest and I watch disconsolate to the damages provokes from the typhoon "Sidr" in Bangladesh that has provoked beyond 2000 victims (but could be 10000), thousands of dispersed and destroyed houses millions of refugee (.. you want to see even that is guilt of the climatic changes provokes from the man and that I denounce from years while some try to hide them ?.. "and there isn't time to lose"). e-mail: info@salutary.eu Tel: +39 338 1809310 Date: Nov 18, 2007 n: 554 News of the cabbage and rubbish The famous actress and models "Leptis-Magna" in order to join a slimming program and of total detoxification has decided to adopt the diet of the cabbage (suggested also in this rubric), from news of corridor it seems is pleasantly remained amazed from the delicate taste of the cabbages to breakfast joined to the purgative ointment and the purifying tisane. But some authoritative voices have advanced the hypothesis that these news lacking in foundation could have been put in circulation for to distract the public opinion from the real problems of the country submerged from the rubbish and to the taken ones with conflicts of difficult solution, seem also that it has been decided from the owners of the plantations of cabbages to make to gain to the "Leptis" the prize and the medal "Magna-Magna" dedicated to the best slim simply in order to try to hide the aggravation of the climatic situation in a generalized manner. e-mail: info@salutary.eu Tel: +39 338 1809310 Date: Jun 30, 2007 n: 449 Positive climatic catastrophes In order to face the problems deriving from the climatic changes in action on the planet perhaps would be enough to adopt a positive mentality not focused the attention on the negative sides of the phenomenon and concentrating itself on the aspects that could improve the living conditions, as an example the algae that abound in the seas opportunely dealt could be eaten, or the desert dunes with to mountains of trash to the South could become a tourist attraction thanks to advertising campaign aimed turns with the background of the sick rivers. All say that a solar attitude is necessary, making attention to the insolations from the moment that the sun already begins to burn (and someone in order to refresh throws itself in the monumental fountains), then could be all fruit of the fantasy of the catastrophes men.. e-mail: info@salutary.eu Tel: +39 338 1809310 Date: Apr 23, 2007 n: 395 Atlantis and the religious novels After to have comprised that the columns of Hercules cited from Plato beyond which Atlantis was found, are not a material place but a category of the spirit, digging in the little garden of house I have found the ruins of the fabulous civilizations.. and immediately I have begun to document in detail the discovery with one text; but from the moment that by now perhaps I am the only one that not to still have written a religious novel I have thought to prepare a book that becomes part of the positivist tradition (in order to reveal the inaccuracies of the others). As an example I read on one of the more authoritative books cited from important newspapers written from an American archaeologist on purpose of the relationship between Joseph and Maria, drawn from the Matthew Gospel - "He adds a fascinating note: that the couple had sexual relationships only after the birth of the child".. sin that this piece is not present in the sacred text (in compensation not denies the historicity of all the events)! e-mail: info@salutary.eu Tel: +39 338 1809310 Date: Mar 12, 2007 n: 363 Salutary humour * The author doesn't assume some kind of responsibility for the bad use of the articles councils (all rights are reserved) |
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