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A magnate of the cabbage Is becoming the new role of the international magnate who spend and spread, excessively pollute the environment and does not care at all, indeed it seems that everything is to his disposal for a total exploitation and eventually be thrown out without much care where happens happens , so no one will looked after be the case and through the centuries and millennia not remain no trace. At the international tycoon really do not like the cabbage, and eat only blood meat, is a really hard and never cried in his life even when he was born, but did cry a lot (including torture), even though he likes to pose as a great benefactor and means not to miss any action despite the jump in mind the profile hardly reassuring that vaguely recalls that of a dinosaur, whose scientific name is "eat-eat rex". Skilled and agile the magnate has a considerable and plastic intelligence, which can be reshaped into a mold. e-mail: info@salutary.eu Tel: +39 338 1809310 Date: Jul 01, 2010 
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The equation of the cabbage After intensive research lasted centuries has finally been identified the thirteenth degree equation, a formula that can be used for calculations such as disparate as astronomy, medical and sporting ones, crop circles and even the timely administration of electric shocks in order "administrative". The equation was found in a manuscript written in the tears from an unknown author seems to have been hidden under a stone (not visible because of strains and chains) of a secret prison and immediately taken to the tender for the allocation of the discovery and resolution of the fully formula with mathematical rigor, but for now there is only the title of the demonstration.. "ars magna-magna" [eat-eat art]. Experts believe they can apply the equation of the cabbage for the calculation of dark matter in parallel universes, and even for space-time dimensions unknown. e-mail: info@salutary.eu Tel: +39 338 1809310 Date: May 04, 2010 n°: 1261 The torture of the cabbage Leaving from the principle that "to being tortured are always the others", the technicians of the massmedia are putting to point the first Olympic Games of the torture where finally tortured and who torture will be able to satisfy with every type of technology in order to procure pain (seen the denunciation of international organizations of the facility to acquire these instruments of torture under the counter) and all will be filmed and wide downloading from the Web comprised the scannings of the brains taken to the flight from researchers with microphones who interview of the crying poor to which electrical charges are inflicted while a single drop of water falls continuously on their forehead. The statute of the contest will be written in the saloon of a medieval castle and therefore in order to identify this competition will be coined a new term never felt before.. "eateat" (much of money) with the logo of two pairs of electric handcuffs on a gold background. e-mail: info@salutary.eu Tel: +39 338 1809310 Date: Mar 18, 2010 n°: 1226 The experimentation of the cabbage If understood the misfortune to be sick will be enough to pretend to be mice to be able to find all types of care, from the pharmacological to that of genetic type, but even worse in the case of unlikely "metensomatosi" would be just that rat or guinea pig which one experiences any type of chemical found or following surgery and recovery tests, complete with medical memorandum microchip inserted under the skin and electrodes which capture every emotion or cried during the various trials of treatment in the cage with the random technical sempereat-straeat. To be a mice is a major advantage seen with ultra positive optical and for example you can lose weight easily thanks to a molecule that does not work on humans, and above all you can produce very little pollution eating less but with a miserable life of about four times longer, without considering the advantage of not being able to make too complex arguments. e-mail: info@salutary.eu Tel: +39 338 1809310 Date: Jan 30, 2010 n°: 1185 An offer of the cabbage The new season of telephone offers opened as each year with new strategies more and more aggressive and seemingly attractive, such as the package "eat card + cable plus 24h" with assistance of specially female personnel trained also with psychological techniques. After opening the package and found that almost always does not correspond to the advertised will be enough simply call for service.. probable response: "you do not actually bought the eat card + 24h offer, but the eat-eat", after insisting for some time about the correctness of the payment made ready answer directly to the terminal will read: "you also need the package eat-slurp for optimum operation", and how much is actually available in total? And here's the answer from tearing the hair and cry: "the greatest wisdom is knowing of not to know." e-mail: info@salutary.eu Tel: +39 338 1809310 Date: Dec 02, 2009 n°: 1137 The discovery of the cabbage A clay tablet belonging to Roman times was found by archaeologists despite being covered with many boulders and mud, and at the first analysis it seems this is a writing of the "Acta diurna populi Romani" regarding the current global warming of the planet that has been hidden for decades to foster a small circle of powerful unfriendly to the environment. To read the writing on the tablet engraved of dusty is enough difficult, but enough to slam down hard on the forehead to shake off the dust and cause tears to fall from natural abundance on clay to simulate a wet look that makes it easy to read counterlight. It is also present a wedge-shaped incision in Esperanto and a button of clay covered with nacre in order to download from the site magnacharta.gnam the updates on the serious damage caused to the planet that had already been amply documented in the past, but that have not been answered. e-mail: info@salutary.eu Tel: +39 338 1809310 Date: Oct 14, 2009 n°: 1095 Cannibals or cabbages During the II World War at the battle of Petersburg, it seems that the opposing armies in a violent clash relentlessly finite food stocks began to eat horses, but once gobbled up all the horses went directly to eat the dead soldiers well-preserved under the snow. It is said that hunger was great and an ill-famed warrior seems to have managed to eat two dead bodies, and for this he was given the name of battle "eat-eat".. Only one soldier is adapted to feed on hard frozen of cabbage leaves, hardly digging under heaps of snow, but ended up being eaten after witnessing in tears the dissolution of the companions made by cannibals. It seems that in his pocket he had a smartphone infested with virus and sucks credit ringtones and a text with a moving hymn to the peace, but with a sudden move of conjurer type was replaced with a lottery ticket. e-mail: info@salutary.eu Tel: +39 338 1809310 Date: Aug 12, 2009 n°: 1042 Cabbage that cabbages A deaf noise in high and a strong vibrations have marked the landing on a roof of a guy from a catapult gliding with postiche wings cut from large cabbages leaves, and how not to accept a refugee crying, all dented and full of tears.. needless to say, that not was a migrant entirely devoid of resources in need of help, but a sinister cunning individual who after his hogs comfortable, stole everything (operation called absolutely eateat in jargon) causing an absolutely unprecedented devastation, a true disaster. The escape of the individuals was as daring as the simulated landing of luck, in fact with strange psychological techniques tricky, of stunning overall, and phrases like: "I can really recommend the cabbage to anyone" managed to leave the house holding a large sack on his shoulders and smiling along with the output of shouts of jubilation. e-mail: info@salutary.eu Tel: +39 338 1809310 Date: May 16, 2009 n°: 972 A shock of the cabbage An eartheatquake of magnitudeat 2.0 struck the city of Atlantis, causing serious damages, and some experts are devised every kind of initiative to raise money, as the "eartheatquake" is a gold mine to be exploited until the auriferous vein in depth and then should not forget the latent desire in every person to be earthquake (there would have to cry rather than laugh.. but do not let it be even won to the speculators). Theatrical performances, investigations by journalists, continuous advertising, tear-jerking movies, plays of football, racing and athletic rolls of the cabbage, for collect money to be sent to the single global address eat@5lurp.gnam; moreover unscrupulous manufacturers are ready to rebuild with fake anti-seismic criteria using economic pieces of plastic instead of steel plates in concrete and carried cement added up with melamine. e-mail: info@salutary.eu Tel: +39 338 1809310 Date: Apr 22, 2009 n°: 952 The gene of the good humor of the cabbage Has been identified the gene of the good humor as a side effect caused the growth of several rows of teeth that give the face an expression of continued happiness and good state of mind, in fact a single gene called "eat5lurp" is capable as it happens in some fish and particular animals not mammals to regrow teeth continuously as a result of the wear, and new rows of teeth are ready to the use in turn. It appears that in subjects with the gene "eat-5lurp" has also made a slight inclination in the cabbage and especially for the cheese since the experiments were performed initially in mice, as well as the continued growth of teeth in mouths not enough large causes painful inflammation and gingivitis that force to pull teeth with pliers (matter from crying) and in this way would be back to face a proper multiple smile. e-mail: info@salutary.eu Tel: +39 338 1809310 Date: Mar 16, 2009 n°: 926 Salutariness humour  ... ^ 2 3
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